Contacts

You know what’s worse than getting a text from a random number and having no clue who it is? Getting a text from a contact who already exists in your phone and having no clue who it is.

  


I wish iPhones had a feature that allowed you to see the date and time you added a new contact, along with full conversational history and perhaps a picture. Is that too much to ask? I need context for some of these people! 


Who is David Nachos? Chastity? Eric Double Date?


There are 12 Mike’s in my phone, two of whom don’t have last names; 10 Chris’s, one of whose last name is supposedly Texas. There is, in fact, a Jesus in my phone. No last name, naturally.


Frankly, I don’t have time, David. Best of luck on tinder. 

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