In the new year, I, Stefany, resolve to inspire envy, not regret.
I will A) date only SINGLE men, or B) figure out a way to monetize my extraordinary ability to attract unavailable men.
I’ll take more chances, fewer shots.
I resolve to turn my phone off.
I will genuinely smile more often. It’s the second best thing you can do with your lips, but goes over a lot better with strangers than the first.
I shall wear heels at least twice a month.
I will learn to take compliments, ask for help, and admit defeat.
I resolve to read less into petty things and more classic novels.
I will follow through with my eclectic ideas, such as becoming a professional conversationalist.
I’ll keep closer tabs on kith and kin and smaller tabs at bars.
In 2014, I resolve to be someone’s silver lining.