I was privileged enough to overhear the following exchange on the subway recently.

Girlfriend: Do you think I’m fat?
Boyfriend (clearly aware that the answer to this question could make or break the rest of his evening, but also completely unamused by this blatant display of insecurity): What are you talking about?
GF: I mean, I know I’m not fat fat. I’m just so FFM right now.
BF: …(insert blank stare)
GF: You know…FFM? Fat For Me

This is why I hope that guy is now single and I look forward to stumbling upon his okcupid profile in the near future.



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