First Date

I didn’t put on makeup, but I also didn’t put on overalls.
I told you I was looking forward to meeting you, but I also told my friends where we’re going in case you try to kill me.
I skipped the gym, but I also skipped lunch.
I’m wearing neon yellow sneakers, but I’m also wearing a backless shirt.

You’re welcome.

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