According to many hours of research and observation, I’ve come up with what I think are this summer’s top 5 trends…
1) Holographic accessories: one step closer to the silver unitard team uniforms Hollywood anticipates we’ll be sporting in the next 10 years.
2) Lucite heels: this explains all the strippers at my favorite consignment shop last week .
3) Wet hair: unfortunately or me, this does not mean taking your hair out if the towel and walking out the door. The “slicked back” look, shockingly, requires a whole lot more than water.
4) Overalls: Finally! I showed up for my first day at Georgetown in a tie-dyed t-shirt and overalls, my college boyfriend actually banned me from wearing overalls for a year because I wore them so often, I have them on in the 2002 family Christmas photo (because nothing else fit), I currently own three pairs.
I can say with 100% certainty that I’m going to be incredibly untrendy this summer. Perhaps I’ll start some new trends. We’ll see if I have time.