I’ve said it before. Don’t make me say it again.
Purchasing new workout pants really isn’t that complicated. For those ladies who seem to have a hard time, here’s a foolproof 5 step process:
1. Step into potential new workout pants.
2. Turn your back to the dressing room mirror.
3. Bend over to touch your toes.
4. Look between your knees and check out the view.
Depending on what you had the pleasure of seeing in the mirror…
5a. Remove potential new workout pants and return them to the dressing room attendant.
5b. Remove potential new workout pants and proceed to checkout.
If you can see through your pants, I can see through your pants. I don’t want to see through your pants.