About last night…

A list of things you shouldn’t discuss on a first date that may or may not have been discussed on my first date last night:
1. Exes
2. Politics
3. Religion; specifically, the religious tendencies of your exes
4. Anal bleaching
5. Cancer
6. Swinging. (Please note, this is not a golf reference; golf is a fair topic of conversation.)
7. Legal troubles
8. Naked pictures…of you or your exes
9. Back porn
10. Cat pictures

As mentioned, these topics may or may not have come up on my date last night and I may or may not have been the one who brought them up.

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